The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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