Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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