she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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