Having a random hookup so left but love u
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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