I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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