yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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