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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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