physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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