Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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