I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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