I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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