He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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