there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
NoShamevember. You game?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This is classic penis vs brain.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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