Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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