what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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