Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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