i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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