brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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