Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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