The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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