Where did you get a picture of my penis
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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