I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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