You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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