What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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