Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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