My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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