weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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