You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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