yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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