But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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