How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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