is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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