drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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