This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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