I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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