"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
