jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
that's an acceptable place to lick
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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