Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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