Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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