I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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