It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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