I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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