dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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