I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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