is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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