I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
and you fell through a lawn chair