i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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