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• (906): View more from Michigan

  so... i had sex tonight

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  with a midget

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  nicccce tits for a little person

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• (518): View more from New York

  im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.

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• (315): View more from New York

  It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..

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• (917): View more from New York City

  But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.

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  if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far

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• (607): View more from New York

  Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.

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• (805): View more from California

  he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died

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