i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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