If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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