"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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