Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
