hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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