physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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