Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
