OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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