Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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