Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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