so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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