She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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